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Nuts and Butts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Loons and Moons

They put up a sign reading

How did you cope when someone you love, dealing with hyper-independence and trauma, felt they needed space to heal alone? Were you able to support them without overstepping, and did you eventually reconnect? How did that journey unfold?

So, the docs changed it to read

Everyone loved it.

Minds and Behinds

How do you say "I don't speak French yet, but I hope to speak it well one day. It would be a pleasure to learn French with you. Would you like to teach me French?" in French? Could you add audio?

Then came..

No go.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Thumbs down again.

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Just Forget it!

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good.

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No, not a chance

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What would TERFs do if there weren't such a thing as being transgender? Who would be their target?

No way

Next, they tried...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Still no good

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

How do I know if he loves me? When he wants me to be his gf he make time for me and send me morning and night messages and done everything to melt my heart. Now I am his gf and he don't treat me that way now.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

I can’t get any girl I want, but I can just get some not my type of girls, so I feel I’m so ugly. What should I do?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Freaks and Cheeks

Unacceptable again!

What are you wearing under your clothes today?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

So they tried

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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